...when Grandmaster Gareth created the Universe, the band was formless and desolate.
Evening passed and morning came – that was the first day.
On the second day, He added guitar, bass, drums, piano, decks and singing.
Next, he added trumpet, saxophone, cello, theremin, and His large collection of toys and saucepans.
And Grandmaster Gareth said "Let there be music", and there was music.
Gareth looked at everything He had made, and He was very pleased.
On the third day, many concerts were performed, and the crowds gathered from all around to hear what the band had to play.
On the fourth day, an angel appeared and said unto Gareth, "You will have a monster and you will name him Erotic Volvo. He will dance, beat-box, and pop balloons to the beat."
Soon the band’s fame had spread throughout the Holy City of Birmingham. For they had developed a mix of hip-hop beats, scratching, screwy jazz, pop and electronic toys.
On the sixth day the band went into the desert and recorded their commandments.
And Gareth saw that they were good.
Grandmaster Gareth’s work was done. He had created...
...The Solar Hi-Fi System.
On the seventh day, Gareth rested.
Here endeth the first lesson.
May the grace of Misty’s Big Adventure be with you all.
Amen.
this is a timeless story which has been told through generations and generations and generations...